Jokes for adults dirty knock knock jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?  

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?  

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!  

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!  

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hike. Hike who? I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hike. Hike who? I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? I am. I am who? You tell me!!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? I am. I am who? You tell me!!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!

Q: Knock, knock. A: Who’s there? Q: Gladys. A: Gladys, who? Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

Q: Knock, knock. A: Who’s there? Q: Gladys. A: Gladys, who? Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

Q: Knock, knock. A: Who's there? Q: Wooden shoe. A: Wooden shoe, who? Q: Wooden shoe like to know!

Q: Knock, knock. A: Who's there? Q: Wooden shoe. A: Wooden shoe, who? Q: Wooden shoe like to know!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Snow! Snow who? Snow laughing matter.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Snow! Snow who? Snow laughing matter.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH...

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH...

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ken Ken who? Ken I come in? It's cold out here.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ken Ken who? Ken I come in? It's cold out here.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!  

Knock, knock! Who's there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!  

Knock, knock Who’s there? Leaf Leaf Who? Leaf Me Alone!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Leaf Leaf Who? Leaf Me Alone!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go beep, beep!

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go beep, beep!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Amarillo Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Amarillo Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nun of your business!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nun of your business!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you—hand over the cash!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you—hand over the cash!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know if you don't open the door?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know if you don't open the door?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Déja Déja who? Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Déja Déja who? Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? No one No one who? *Remains silent*

Knock! Knock! Who's there? No one No one who? *Remains silent*

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow Interruptin- Mooooo!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow Interruptin- Mooooo!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Opportunity That's impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Opportunity That's impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says Says who? Says me, that's who!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says Says who? Says me, that's who!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Stopwatch Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Stopwatch Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open, or what?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open, or what?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?  

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?  

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeydew Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeydew Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Two knee Two knee who? Two knee fish!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Two knee Two knee who? Two knee fish!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they're going to die!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they're going to die!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Turnip Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Turnip Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Closure Closure who? Closure mouth while you're chewing!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Closure Closure who? Closure mouth while you're chewing!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Beets Beets who? Beets me!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Beets Beets who? Beets me!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Godiva Godiva who? Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin? 

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Godiva Godiva who? Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin? 

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Loaf Loaf who? I don't just like bread, I loaf it.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Loaf Loaf who? I don't just like bread, I loaf it.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient co... MOO!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient co... MOO!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who? ...Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who? ...Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Santa. Santa who? Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Santa. Santa who? Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yule log. Yule log who? Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yule log. Yule log who? Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen let me in already!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen let me in already!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Convex. Convex who? Convex go to prison!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Convex. Convex who? Convex go to prison!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? I'm excited to see you too!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? I'm excited to see you too!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door shut tight.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door shut tight.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside—let me in!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside—let me in!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry—I'm freezing out here!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry—I'm freezing out here!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what's taking you so long!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what's taking you so long!